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ALL HAIL CANNIBAL CORPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, something has been going on in the underground and its totally pissing me off. i am sick of every time someone talking about bad death metal bands, the first name out of their stupid mouths is cannibal corpse, it never fucking fails, especially in rags like trendy metal maniancs...im sick of people acting like cannibal is some band that keeps rewriting their first album, cause that is bullshit...any idiot can listen to eaten.. and then blood thirst and notice that cannibal has progressed a long way from the usual 3 chord death metal. i dont think cannibal would have lasted this long and been as popular as they are if they kept rewriting songs off of their early albums. i can only come to the conclusion that jealousy is the main reason for this constant bashing of a band that has remained true to its sound and its fans from fucking day ONE. and i find that most of the poeple who hate cannibal also support bands who were/are the biggest sellouts. these morons will bash cannibal but then worship at the altar of bands like entombed, carcass, amorphis, opeth, in flames, etc...people like that are whats wrong with the underground, because in reality they want to be mainstream, and they will support any band that constantly makes its music more accessible because they want to look cool in the eyes of mtv an its kind. cannibal, on the other hand, continues to produce technically challenging brutal death metal with equally sick lyrics...when cannibal goes on tour, they try to bring newer bands that are also producing quality brutal death metal, bands like immolation,oppressor,angelcorpse and just recently, spawn of possession. cannibal goes out of its way to promote and support the underground, while many of the "cooler" bands like opeth and in flames, are busy trying to get out of the underground and are forgetting where they came from at the speed of light. and for this reason i will ALWAYS continue to support cannibal corpse, no matter how uncool they are. i dont listen to death metal to be cool, i listen to it cause i fucking love death metal, and i dont give a shit if the mainstream respects it or not. i dont need to see death metal videos on mtv or hear it on the radio to know that death metal is great. if you do, fuck you and everyone else like you. people like you are whats wrong with the underground, not cannibal corpse. the death metal scene is lucky to have a band like cannibal corpse. i also want to give respect to bands like malevolent creation, incantation and immolation, who started around the same time as cannibal and have kept going making high quality death metal out of love for the music, and doing so in complete ignorance of all trends and hardships. bands like them deserve much respect, and if you dont like them at least you can say that they stuck to what they loved and believed in and continue to do so, unlike whatever flavor of the month is on the cover of terrorizer or metal maniacs...

now to something else that is pissing me off...FUCK CHRIS BARNES!!!!! thats right, i said it, and fuck you if you dont like it. thats right, i am a prud member of the "chris barnes is a fat donkey dick smoking douche bag" club. yes, chris was a great vocalist and lyricist when he was in cannibal corpse, but once he left, it was obvious why they gave him the boot...it was also obvious when vile was released that he couldnt keep up with their progression. im not some new jack who bought his first cannibal cd last year, ive been into them since tomb of the mutilated came out, and i too was bummed when they first announced his departure. but the fact remains that corpsegrinder far exceeds barnes' vocal abilities. what fischer lacks in lyric writing he more than makes up for with all out vocal annihilation and awesome stage presence(wind mills!!)...plus the lyrics chris writes in 6fu are a far cry from the imaginative detailed gore of his cannibal corpse days...im going to end this with a phrase the crowd was chanting when i first saw cannibal with corpsegrinder-chris who?!?!?
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I very much agree with everything you said and might I say that it was very well writen.
thank you very much...i have to agree with you that "chris barnes is a fat donkey dick smoking douche bag" is some of my best writing yet lol...in all seriousness, what i wrote was something that has been bugging me for years. it really bums me out to see the death/black metal scene filled with people who actually care what mainstream society thinks. i see a lot of new kids in the scene and many of them seem more interested in impressing their music teachers or their non metal buddies than just enjoying extreme metal for what it is...
Beautiful man, fuckin beautiful.

and your right, everyone seens to wail on cannibal corpse, for being the gods of wailing.

6 feet under and cannibal corpse were playing 2 different clubs on the friday the 3th show i went to eairler this month, and everyone chanted "fuck 6 feet"

now lets kick some ass!
fuck 6 feet is right...when chris barnes first announced that he was doing 6fu i was anxious to hear it cause at the time i was thinking"hey, its chris barnes, it has to be cool...but when i heard it, it was garbage, just a bunch of rehash obituary riffs...lame lyrics...now he's got the dreds, baggy pants...chris barnes is a dink, plain and simple...
Holy fuck that was refreshing to read.

I was happy reading the first parts until I got to the Chris Barnes section....that part was even better! Corpsegrinder infinitely exceeds old man Barnes and the cheesy shit he pulls off with Six Feet Under is, as you mentioned, proof of the wisdom in getting rid of him.

Cannibal Corpse continue to get tighter and more technical as each album comes out. Whenever I get the chance to talk to them, Alex Webster never fails to blow my mind with his knowledge and creativity.

A sickening number of metalheads shit on Cannibal Corpse without ever really looking into what they're about and it makes me sick. Once again, I'm glad you posted this. It was fucking beautiful
ps. Download Anal Cunt's "Chris Barnes is a Pussy" >:D

Lyrics sorry they're in capitals (copy n' paste)
YOU HID ON YOUR BUS
YOU WHERE AFRAID OF US
YOU WOULDN'T FIGHT ME CUZ YOU'RE GAY
YOU HAD YOUR ROADIES SAVED TODAY

CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT
CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE BREATH SMELLS LIKE CUM
CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU LIKE DICKS UP YOUR ASS

YOU'RE A FUCKING MIDGET, SO YOU CAN BLOW GUYS WITHOUT KNEELING
YOU & ALLEN WEST MET AT A GAY BAR AND WANTED TO START A BAND
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF CANNIBAL CORPSE BECAUSE YOU SUCK
YOU STARTED SIX FEET UNDER AND THEY SUCK TOO

I'LL FIGHT YOU ANYTIME YOU FAG
BUT YOU'LL HAVE YOU'RE RODIES FIGHT FOR YOU
IF YOU SO BRUTAL, WHY WONT YOU FIGHT ME BY YOURSELF
YOU FUCKING CUM GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY
lol! no need for me to download it, i bought that anal cunt album(it just gets worse) when it came out! ive been a huge anal cunt fan ever since i saw them live back in 95...but those lyrics are fucking classic. go to www.sethputnam.com , it goes into detail about the whole story behind that song. funny fucking story...
Shit! Seeing Anal Cunt live must've been hilarious!

I just found this from the sethputnam site:

"reviews:

six feet under - the living room, providence, RI, october 24th

i'm always surprised about stuff like this. i figure a band as funny as six feet under would be booked into comedy clubs, but they keep insisting on doing shows at rock clubs. anyways, since coming to the realization that 6fu are one of the funniest bands in the world last year, this has been the first time i've had the opportunity to see them. if you didn't know, ever since the whole incident w/ chris barnes 7 years ago (if you don't know about this, it's explained in the f.a.q.'s section), 6fu haven't played in boston (that i know of, anyways). so, i went, by myself, to rhode island (60 miles/100km away) to see them, get a good laugh, and hope chris barnes would try and fight me by himself, or at least admit he's a pussy. i timed getting there badly, and got stuck seeing 2 of the opening bands. the first was behemoth. i heard their first cd years ago, and thought it was funny, kind of like impaled northern moonforest with a drum machine (i never got past the first song, so i don't know if the whole cd is like this). i didn't like them. after about 30 minutes however, some big mouth was yelling at their soundman to shut the power off in a wigger-like fashion. i assumed he was with 6fu. i then noticed a hatebreed laminated pass around his neck (hatebreed weren't playing, he was just trying to look like he was an important homosexual or something), and thought, this guy is definitly gay enough to be with 6fu. i asked the poor soundman for behemoth if that toughguywigger typ
live, anal cunt was fucking fun as fuck, i saw them twice and both times were awesome...they need to tour again...id kick an old lady down a flight of steps to see them live again lol...
lol that reminds me of the first time I saw the 'I Like It When You Die' cover...I laughed so hard

Hell, I'd swing my cat into the tv by it's tail to see Anal Cunt live lol
thank you...cool username by the way, i fucking love angelcorpse-they might be doing a new album, i hope so.
Oddly enough I got 'phallelujah' from a Cradle of Filth lyric but I've been meaning to check out Angelcorpse for some time now. This new album might be a good place to start
their new album is not a guarantee, more like a good rumor...tony laureno, who played on their last album said in an interview that they might be doing a new album, and alex webster of cannibal corpse said the same thing in another interview...so one can hope...if you like all out, insanely fast brutal death metal, i suggest starting with their second album "exterminate", which contains the song "phallelujah".
Yeah a couple metalheads have mentioned it after seeing my lj name. I'll check it out for sure